Dyslexic Orca Trainer

So, today I was sick

I was staying home

I pissed off my boyfriend

And then I figured out that I couldn’t stay home

Because then I couldn’t go to play practice

Which would be unacceptable because the performances are this weekend

So I get down to school

I piss off my boyfriend some more :( 

I rush an hour away to make it to therapy :D 

I get out of the appointment and lo’ and behold

lots and lots of calls and texts and voicemails

Cuz why? 

Play practice was during my appointment today

Because of some stupid other event during the normal time

I totally spaced

Fortifying a recent theory that I have memory problems 

Aaaaaand I have a 69 in Biology. Heh.

Which is the highest grade, btw. Something’s wrong there.

Too fucking tired to do my work

I wanna go pick a fight and lose 

/rant 

tl;dr: I forced myself to go to school so that I’d be allowed to go to play practice, but then I ended up missing play practice anyway. 

that upper leg area that I didn’t think anyone would notice is hairy since it’s lighter and thinner

is completely noticeable as hairy

and that I should shave it 

fuck 

of toilet paper with the look of disapproval on the cardboard center.

So like it runs out and someone will be thinking

“Maybe I’ll just leave this for the next person to throw away and replace.”

But then

ಠ_ಠ

No… no, that could be a bad idea… 

I hate when I like, actually go to the bathroom to use it. But everyone is gossiping. So I have to stand there and gossip for ten minutes until I can use the bathroom. And then you go back and the teacher is all like da fuq.

littleselfia:

Do you ever, after a long day, just look down at your boobs and say, “You guys did great today!”?

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help

I am a procrastination machine

I need like

pills or something

do they make pills for that

fuck

I’m going nowhere in life 

help