Dyslexic Orca Trainer

Month

June 2013

“They tell us the people we love are 72.8% water-
there is no such thing as crying,
we are only trying to turn ourselves inside out.
This is a noble pursuit”
—Lewis Mundt, excerpt from “Water” (via oktopussy)
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thewaydanandphilsmile:

My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart

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Play
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  • Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
  • Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.
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i am an adult, damnit, I should not be having troubles beating kim possible: a sitch in time

Jun 15, 2013
  • my uni's housing: oh hey since you're staying two seconds after your last final here are some fees
  • my uni's housing: they'll cover like your room and your meals and shit
  • my uni's housing: well it would if the dining hall weren't closed the exACT DAYS OF YOUR STAY HAHAHA YOU PLEB
  • me: wot
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Vanity plate

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Link

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